From the Field Notes of Green Taylor Simms (Historian):
"Try to think of time not as a river, only flowing in one direction, but more like a subscription to “O” Magazine. Every cover has the face of God on it, and you seem to get next month’s issue long before the current month is over. As you travel forward through time, you are still free to linger in the past. (Did you try that blood orange and watercress salad recipe from July ’08? OMG!)"
Echo Lawrence (Night-timer, Party Crasher):
"If you ask me, time travelers don't dress in silver jumpsuits, they don't have bulbous heads, they don't even remotely resemble Scott Bakula. The real time travelers are the ones you see driving down the road at night and something just doesn’t seem right. They'll have junk strapped to their smashed-up cars like a mattress or a Christmas tree. If there's a full moon, look out for cars with “Just Married” painted on the side and what appears to be the entire wedding party inside. That’s them, or at least the wannabes."
Shot Dunyun (Night-timer, Party Crasher):
"The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you have yesterday."
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